How do you solve a problem like (gar)goyle?

Have y'all met my dog, Goyle? Have I told you how much he loves to chew & defluff things? Things like shoes, blankets, sheets, couches (yes, plural), chairs, dog beds, toys, underwear, socks, ironing board covers, and anything else he can get his teeth on? Yeah. Look closely at that photo. It pretty much sums up his persona... An adorable cuddle monster who eats up all my money. :D